Co-worker: What did you do last night, T? T: I turned two cakes into a baby. Oh. I often get teased for making lots of things into bab...

Where do I start? That was the mother-flippin’ bestest birthday a girl could possibly want. I visited the mother ship , I bought gads of woo...

Happy birthday N! Hope that your birthday weekend is going great. Enjoy getting your hair done at the cutathon and hope that you got lots ...

It normally takes me a really long time to catch on to things. For instance, I started watching Law & Order a decade after it began, and...

Does this girl need a tan or what? Oh it's done! I finally pulled the two skirt panels from my completed pile and seamed it up two week...

B and her friend had a playdate today, but whilst at the park, they began to 'hurt' each other's feelings, so we headed home to...

That's what my beef lo mein's fortune cookie told me to do, so I am sitting here waiting. All kidding aside, things are going rather...