Reasons to Smile

I spent my Minneapolis money for the next three years on a 2007 Ford Escape. Are you mad?

I should back up a bit. Saturday, I missed my sister's surprise 30th birthday party because I feared a breakdown halfway to Woodstock with two kids in the backseat and me pulling my hair out. Sunday afternoon, I officially went on strike from the Focus. However, despite many tests and maintenance checks, the Focus has passed with fantastic results. Apparently all of this paranoia is in my head, but as far as I am concerned, it's a ticking time bomb waiting to explode. But everyone keeps saying it's fine!

Don't worry! I will try to make up for this lack of cash by selling my wares on the street corner if I must. That's a whole lotta princess drawings and boob brooches!!

Tip of the day: To make another person smile, send them a card on a holiday from their favourite piece of equipment. Lesley got a Valentine's Day card from the laminator, and she glowed for a week. It was postmarked and everything - the most bizarre of mysteries. That being said, I would appreciate some love reciprocated from the i5000 (the photocopier). I just give and give and give . . .

N

Road Kill and Other Luxuries

Dear N,

I agree that we need to get our little blog out there. I'm not quite sure how to do that though. Perhaps we should participate in some of the knit alongs or comment on other blogs with our address attached.

No, this is not a picture of road kill, nor is it a land mine victim. It is my unstuffed bunny. I've got the second one on the needles. They knit up surprisingly fast. I haven't yet decided what to use for features. Button eyes kind of made him look creepy, like he was dead. I'm thinking maybe felt because beads could be pulled off by little hands.

Also because of the snow storm this weekend (over a foot) I had an excuse to stay indoors and knit. I started and finished a towel topper for my mom's birthday on Saturday (happy birthday Mom! even though you don't read this). I'll send it off to Vancouver tomorrow. I was also able to leisurely clean the house. It's such a luxury to have time to clean the house and actually enjoy it. Am I crazy? Do I need to get out more? I'd one day like to have the ultimate house keeping luxury--to do the laundry and iron EVERYTHING. Imagine all of those crisp pillowcases and t-shirts neatly folded in drawers.

I think that sweater/shawl thingy looks interesting. For a second there I thought it also converted into a shoulder bag. Now that would really be interesting and do you even have hips? You so crazy!

T used a snow blower for the first time in his life today. What a guy! Grace would be so proud of us digging ourselves out of the ginormous snow bank at the end of the driveway so that we could make it to church today.

Hope you had a great weekend and looking forward to an SRyans-less next few weeks. You deserve it!

T

Are there landmines left in Vietnam?

Am I absolutely crazy for wanting to make one of these? Is it fugly? Am I just wanting to make it because it looks easy, or is it somewhat cool? Truth is, I am not a vest person at all, but how different is it from a wrap? Do you think it would make my hips look massive?

I took the Foc-ass in for my bi-annual emissions test, and it actually passed. I am sure a part of me wished it hadn't, so I would have an excuse to replace the frickin' thing. The other part of me is relieved to no end that my bank account will go unscathed for a little while longer.

I will try to have some pictures for you tomorrow when the light is just right. I am working on some totes, and I can't wait to show them off. How's your stuffed bunny coming along?

Plus, at some point, we need to discuss some marketing strategies to get our blog out there. There could be book deals out there waiting or bloggie awards or strangers who are our best friends that we haven't met yet. Imagine the possibilities!!

Your best friend you already know,
N

Plans Gone Astray

Dear T,

I had big plans this evening. I rushed home, dropped off B, and picked up my knitting to whip out to the KNIT club for 5pm. Well, the drive started out just fine, but the more north I drove, the more windier and less visible the roads became. I made it 3/4 of the way and pulled into the Starbucks in front of Remark. While drinking my decaf and fretting over the increasingly horrible weather, I began knitting a toque for J. I got through the dreadful garter brim (I despise purling on a circular needle), and I forged back out to the car regardless of the winter storm - I was not going to miss a second of Grey's. Meredith could totally die without me! I can't believe that I have been sucked into watching that show. Seriously, I don't absolutely love any of the characters, and the plotlines are somewhat unbelievable, but I am insanely hooked.

I had planned on also buying a matted frame for more pencil-drawn princesses and some nylon webbing strap stuff for my tote bags I stitched up last night. I would have taken pictures, but they really can't hang to pose without the handles.

So much for getting any errands accomplished. Honestly, I am just glad that I made it home in one piece. The roads are crazy slick. E needs the computer in the worst way, so I will have to sign off for now. Tomorrow is sryans' first day of holidays, so you know what that means! And for those of you that don't - I will definitely be posting more. I promise.

N

Bunny Heads

Hey there N,

Just a quick post because I'm bored out of my mind at work. I definitely was NOT saying this last week.

What a lovely story about your reunion with the family. Makes you feel all warm on the inside. Also makes you develop a serious hankering for Timmies (even more so since I've given up coffee for Lent starting today).

I started on this little bunny stuffie last night. My goal was to knit him up with dpns but that didn't last very long. Pulled it out and knit up his head on two needles, which proved to be tons easier. Sorry, no pic but I will post a finished bunny when I'm done. I'd like to have two bunnies done for the girls for Easter so that gives me forty days and forty nights (ok, maybe Grace would not find that joke funny). Plus maybe a hat and some clothes for each (bunny, not girl).

Here is another super cute and less complicated stuffie to knit up.

He's from the Coats Crafts website. Wouldn't he be adorable with vintage print fabric embellishments?

Hope you have a good hump day. Also, I think the ruffly scarf may appeal to SRyan's girly side, albeit hidden from the light of day.

Smiles,

T

Verbal Verbiage

Dearest T,

It has a crazy weekend here on Donna Street. Saturday morning, the girls and I met up with the woman I most admired when I was a teenager. I should mention that as a teenager and like most other teenagers, I despised all grown-ups! They didn't have a clue about our lives, and we got no respect (as if it was deserved!). I can't remember exactly how Paula stumbled onto me, but I guess word got around that I was the best neighbourhood babysitter - or I hadn't a better social life. Her two children became my children - I honestly loved Krista and Graham. Krista was 2 years old, and Graham was only a few months old when I began watching them while their parents curled a few nights a week. Our favourite movie was Charlie & the Chocolate Factory with Gene Wilder - we watched it a few hundred times, the three of us squished onto a little sofa, and covering our eyes during the boat scene! It's a classic. It would take me years to type all the funny tales and kooky things we used to do. It got to be that I would cancel on my friends to watch these two on Friday nights. They were so cool. Still are . . . It may come as a shock, but growing up, I had the lowest self-esteem, and I was extremely introverted and shy. I know, now you can't shut me up, but it's true. But that family absolutely worshipped me. I was Graham's lunchdate at nursery school. I was the first person Krista would call when she earned a skating badge - before her Grandma! They used to pay me when I would drop in to chat over tea after school. When I was saving up for my trip to France, they made up babysitting jobs! When I moved across town, in my last year of highschool, and Krista could not see me from her backyard, she sobbed uncontrollably. I loved this family, and I worshipped them back tenfold.

So about two weeks back, I emailed Paula out of the blue. I literally had not seen or talked to her for ten years. She still teaches at Beal S.S. - two blocks from work! And she wrote me right back, and we had so much to catch up on. This weekend Krista was home from Carleton where she is taking Journalism, so Paula and Krista met me and the girls at Tim's for tea and hugs. I was very good and did not cry. We reminisced all the fun and tales for B and E. It was so special - I can't even begin to describe it. We plan to get together again soon.

Sunday was the big Family Fun Brunch. It was a great success! There was an endless supply of Starbucks coffee and hot chocolate - absolute heaven. The weather was horrible, but pretty outside my front window.
There's the shovel - get to work!


Here's a ruffly scarf I knit up in one night while watching A Good Woman starring Scarlett Johanssen (sp? - I can't be bothered to look it up). It was well done. It's hard to imagine Helen Hunt as a bit of a whore, but she pulls it off. I also watched Down in the Valley with Edward Norton - really freaky cowboy stuff. I heartily recommend it. Yesterday I knit up a black scarf exactly the same. Now here's the real shocker - I think I will wrap it up for sryans' 60th. She isn't a ruffly person, but I am sticking to it. The pattern is all in my head if you should ever want it. Here's B modelling it over oatmeal and naked Ken.


She says it is much too itchy, and she now prefers yellow to all other colours.

Something completely random -E's collection of monkeys - one's a Folkmanis (far left). They kind of scare me. And the one wearing high-tops is one of those Build-a-Bear things - she made a monkey, and the shirt has skulls on it!?! And the big yellow monkey is her first and favorite - it's from Canada's Wonderland and was a gift from Julia. E throws a fit if she can't take it with her overnight anywhere. She is so ga-ga over them, she took this picture, and I now have it permanently on the computer. Fantastic!

Back to you,
N








When the Room's a Rockin'...

You knit a rug! And no, it's not what you think, N. T and I use a humidifier throughout the year to keep the air moist as well as for a noise blocker. The gentle hum of the humidifier is nice to fall asleep to but when your downstairs neighbours hear it too, well, it's not so good. I've resorted to putting a folded up towel underneath to absorb the sound and vibration, which has proven quite effective (as our neighbours have told us) but aesthetically, not so pleasing. I considered buying a small rug for Humi (we name all of our humidifiers, and yes, we've gone through many of them) but when I was flipping through the copy of Mason Dixon Knitting that I requested from the library, I saw it--the log cabin rug--the answers to all of my problems (ok, problem, and it's not even really a problem). Anyway, I have started my very first log cabin, out of white yarn of unknown fiber that was in my stash. So far, so good. I'll post a picture when I'm done.

The Knit and Crochet event at the Mall of America was as good as I had hoped. I spent a total of two hours at the mall, which is an hour and a half longer than I can usually endure. I got tons of free stuff (bags of yarn, Lion Brand knitting bag, crochet hooks and bamboo needles!) and a nice lady named Georgia taught me how to crochet. I still need lots of practice but I can already tell that I prefer knitting. I spent the whole two hours wishing that you were with me. I even stood in line twice at one kiosk to get freebies for you! I also ducked into a certain nice smelling store to pick up some stuff for you that I know you like. I felt like such a wienie wishing for my friend the whole time....sniff, sniff.

Any how, hope that you are doing alright. Hope to hear from you soon.

T