What I will remember about this day:
Your little sister badly wanted to buy you a fish named Chuck Norris.
You watched Avatar and declared it 'epic'.
You had a fit when we tried to make you eat dinner with the little kids.
You cleaned up in the money department 'cause you're saving up for a trip to Quebec.
You surprised your grandparents by ordering an iced cappucino for breakfast in February.
You told everyone you were making a film about a massacre for school.
You got underwear, and we all laughed.
I wrote on your facebook wall, "Happy Butt-day!"
And to top it all off, we got you a rainbow cake 'cause Costco doesn't carry robot cakes.
Every day you are still alive and breathing is another day I chalk down to my success as a mum. When I had you, I was so flippin' anxious that I wouldn't water you enough or give you enough sunlight. You are my biggest accomplishment, my dear. I have a feeling that these teenage years are going to be a breeze! I swear I can hear laughing. Nah. Must be my imagination.